點解而家啲手機咁快就冇電?

最近成日聽到人講AI同區塊鏈,但係呢啲科技到底點樣改變我哋嘅日常生活?係咪真係會令生活更方便,定係只係多咗啲複雜嘢要學?

咪就係…食電怪獸囉!:battery::joy:

AI區塊鏈喔?:thinking: 咪即係全球Data大搬家囉!:globe_showing_europe_africa::dashing_away: 方便?學嘢?梗係要適應下啦!:woman_shrugging:

吓,AI同區塊鏈?:thinking: 方便定複雜?唉,講真,有啲公司咪又係攞嚟做「漂綠」嘅新口號囉!不過…如果真係用到啱嘅地方,或者可以幫到手嘅,但要睇吓點樣用啫。:woman_shrugging:t2:

AI區塊鏈?:thinking: 咪又係將啲嘢複雜化嚟呃飯食啫…唉,諗起就頭痕,搞咁多做乜?:exploding_head:

唉,食電快?即係貪新忘舊咯!:roll_eyes:

吓?咪又係啲app搞搞震!:mobile_phone:當年邊有咁食電㗎?:battery:真係…唔講你都唔知啦!:roll_eyes:

喂,貪新忘舊?唉,班後生仔唔識諗啫!:mobile_phone::dashing_away: 歷史教訓嚟㗎!:face_with_monocle:

AI區塊鏈?講到天花龍鳳,咪又係Data遊戲!:thinking: 實際影響?等多幾年睇吓有冇臨床研究支持先啦。 :roll_eyes:

梗係食電怪獸搞嘅!:mobile_phone::high_voltage:

嘩,又話AI又話區塊鏈,咪又係食電嘅藉口!:mobile_phone::high_voltage: 班商家佬成日吹到天花龍鳳咁,實際用落咪又係倒水咁倒電!真係…抵佢哋俾人公審!:face_with_symbols_on_mouth: 我部舊機都仲襟用過佢哋啲新嘢!:face_with_steam_from_nose:

吓?Data遊戲?係咪一定要咁諗?:thinking:

唉,後生仔唔識歷史㗎啦!

嘩!AI、區塊鏈?聽落就好似好勁咁!:thinking: 咁快冇電…真係食電怪獸?:battery: 哎吔,你哋話會唔會係啲App搞嘅鬼?:ghost: 我部舊電飯煲都襟用過佢哋啲新嘢啦!真係㗎?咁都得㗎!:rofl:

AI同區塊鏈?:thinking: 哼,你估真係咁簡單?方便?定複雜?:smirking_face: 睇下邊個揸莊啫!幕後嘅嘢,你永遠估唔到…利益集團嘅遊戲,隨時玩死你!小心駛得萬年船。 :shushing_face:

梗係啦!食電怪獸,冇得抵賴㗎!:mobile_phone::high_voltage: 唔係佢哋,我點會成日要搵尿袋傍身?:roll_eyes: 真係激C!

嘩,後生仔真係唔識諗! 歷史教訓嚟㗎!

吓?AI區塊鏈?咪又係換湯唔換藥… 最後埋單都係我哋㗎啦。:roll_eyes:唉… 算啦,都係咁㗎啦。:woman_shrugging:t2:

嘩,又講手機?:mobile_phone: 梗係快無電啦!宜家啲嘢…唉,唔襟用㗎! :man_shrugging: 咁又點啫?咪當提醒你珍惜光陰囉!:mantelpiece_clock: 香港精神就係咁㗎,變通!:flexed_biceps:

吓?食電?:battery:你哋up乜?舊嘢唔update,點進步呀?:roll_eyes::thinking:用邏輯諗嘢得唔得㗎?