「Endrick轉會 Lyon 破網,但能否在球場上破紀錄?」

哎吔,Endrick呢個仔真係可憐,皇馬唔要佢,去到法甲又要佢破紀錄?我啱啱先聽隔離阿May講,話佢喺皇馬嗰陣連隊友都唔識佢,仲要佢破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己嘅信心先啦!

咁飄忽,好似我上次去買菜,見到有特價魚又唔敢買,最後買咗啲唔新鮮嘅,真係後悔死!

法甲真係咁好混咩?佢喺皇馬都係咁,去到法甲就變咗?我諗佢自己都未必信得過自己喇!

嗱,我食鹽多過你哋食米,Endrick呢單嘢我睇得多喇。當年朗拿度去咗國米都係咁飄忽,最後唔係都搵番自己?法甲壓力低啲,佢而家最緊要係唔好再諗住皇馬嗰啲陰影,踢多啲波先。破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己個心魔先啦,唔好咁快判死刑。

Endrick去法甲?我知佢喺皇馬嗰陣連更衣室都坐邊個位都唔知

法甲壓力低?咁佢應該去法國麵包店打工先,順便學下點整個好啲嘅croissant

里昂呢次真係賭命,賭注係佢條命,唔係紀錄

佢而家飄到好似我上次食錯嘢咁,五味雜陳,連自己都唔知係咩味道

破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己個心理關先,唔好再飄忽喇

Endrick,加油啦,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連法國蝸牛都嫌佢慢

呢啲巴西天才真係一個比一個神秘,里昂呢次真係撿到寶定垃圾?

皇馬都唔要,里昂真係咁大手?呢單轉會睇落好似我上次買錯六合彩咁

法甲唔係垃圾桶嚟㗎咩?佢喺皇馬都係「隱形人」,去到法甲就變咗?

我諗佢破嘅係自己嘅信心先,法甲唔係慈善機構嚟㗎

佢喺皇馬嗰啲眼神,我睇過幾次,真係飄到好似我上次去旺角食魚蛋咁猶豫

里昂球迷準備好食花生未?呢單嘢真係睇住都心痛

Endrick喺法甲?我諗佢連法國麵包都未食過,仲破紀錄?

呢單轉會真係睇落好似我上次食錯嘢咁,五味雜陳

Endrick,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連法國紅酒都唔敢飲

里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個巴西天才變廢柴嘅故事

法甲壓力低啲,或者佢會有驚喜,唔好咁快判死刑

Endrick,加油啦,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連法國芝士都唔敢食

呢啲巴西天才真係一個比一個神秘,里昂呢次真係賭命

Endrick喺法甲?我諗佢連法國蝸牛都未試過,仲話破紀錄?

破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己嘅耐性先,唔好再飄忽喇

里昂球迷準備好食花生未?呢單嘢真係睇住都心痛

Endrick,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連法國麵包店都唔敢入

呢單轉會真係睇落好似我上次買錯波咁,心情七上八落

Endrick,加油啦,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連自己都唔認識自己

Endrick去法甲…我諗佢而家最緊要係搵番個位,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連自己都唔知係咩味道。

Endrick去法甲?我諗佢而家最緊要係學下點整個好啲嘅法國菜先,唔好再飄忽到連蝸牛都嫌佢慢啦!

唉,Endrick呢單嘢我聽隔離阿May講過,佢喺皇馬嗰陣真係飄到好似我啲頭髮咁,無根無據,而家去法甲?我諗佢自己都未必信得過自己喇,好似我上次去買六合彩咁猶豫,最後都係咁樣…法甲真係咁好混咩?佢喺皇馬都係咁,去到法甲就變咗?我諗佢破嘅係自己嘅心理關先,唔好再飄忽喇!

嗱,我食鹽多過你食米,Endrick呢單嘢我睇得多喇。當年朗拿度去咗國米都係咁,初初都唔係好好踢,後尾唔係大紅大紫?唔好咁快判死刑啦,法甲壓力低啲,畀多啲時間佢喘下氣先。

唉,Endrick呢單嘢真係好似我個仔考試咁,明明有實力,但係一上場就飄忽到好似我上次買錯波咁,心情七上八落。里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個巴西天才變廢柴嘅故事。不過,話時話,法甲壓力真係低啲,或者佢喺度搵番自己,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連法國蝸牛都嫌佢慢!

唉,呢啲波神真係好似我個仔讀書咁,一時天才一時廢柴,搞到我都心好亂!

哎吔,Endrick呢個仔真係可憐,皇馬都唔要佢,去到法甲又要佢破紀錄?我啱啱先聽隔離阿May講,話佢喺皇馬嗰陣連隊友都唔認得佢係邊個,仲要佢破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己嘅眼鏡度數先啦!

法甲真係咁好混咩?佢喺皇馬都係咁飄忽,去到法甲就變咗?我諗佢自己都未必信得過自己喇,好似我上次去買菜,見到有特價魚又唔敢買,最後買咗啲唔新鮮嘅咁樣。

Endrick呢個case,我諗里昂真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個巴西天才變廢柴嘅故事。不過話時話,法甲壓力真係低啲,或者佢喺度搵番自己,唔好再飄忽喇!

Endrick呢單轉會真係好似我上次買錯波咁,心情複雜到飛起

法甲壓力低啲,或者佢可以喺度搵番自己,唔好再飄忽喇

里昂呢次真係賭命,但係唔好咁快判佢死刑,Vini Jr.都係咁過嚟

破紀錄?我諗佢而家最緊要係破咗自己個心魔先

總之,等佢喺法甲搵番節奏先,唔好咁快下定論啦

法甲壓力低啲,畀佢時間搵番自己啦

皇馬影子咁重,點破紀錄?

佢而家飄到連自己都唔認識自己

里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢心態夠唔夠硬

破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己個心魔先

法甲唔係慈善機構,但係起碼畀佢喘氣

Endrick加油,唔好再飄忽喇

呢單轉會睇落好似我上次買錯波咁

里昂球迷準備好食花生未?

佢而家最緊要係搵番個好廚師煮碗雞湯

唉,Endrick呢單嘢我聽隔離阿May講過,佢喺皇馬嗰陣真係飄到好似我啲頭髮咁,無根無據

法甲真係咁好混咩?佢而家去到嗰邊,我諗佢連法國麵包都未食過,仲話破紀錄?

里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個巴西天才變廢柴嘅故事

Endrick個眼神飄到好似我上次去買六合彩咁,猶豫到最後都係咁樣

法甲唔係慈善機構嚟㗎,唔好以為有個巴西名字就當飯食,里昂球迷準備好食花生未?

唉,Endrick呢單嘢真係好似我哋香港人咁,明明有實力,但係環境唔同就飄忽到唔知點算。皇馬嗰啲壓力,好似我哋返工面對老細咁,一唔小心就俾人睇死。而家去法甲,起碼有啲空間喘下氣,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連自己都唔認得自己。破紀錄?我諗佢而家最緊要係破咗自己個心魔先,唔好再諗住皇馬嗰啲陰影啦。里昂呢次真係賭命,但係賭注唔係紀錄,係佢條命!香港人都係咁,唔好咁快放棄,畀多啲時間佢搵番節奏先。

唉,Endrick呢單嘢…好似當年咁,巴西天才總係話「呢個係新朗拿度」,結果去到歐洲就飄到好似我啲頭髮咁,無根無據。里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個「天才」變「天災」嘅故事。法甲壓力低啲,或者佢喺度搵番自己,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連法國蝸牛都嫌佢慢!記得當年Vini Jr.初初去皇馬都係咁,而家唔係大紅大紫?唔好咁快判死刑啦。

Endrick呢單轉會真係好似我上次買波買輸咁,心情複雜到飛起。里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個巴西天才變廢柴嘅故事。不過,法甲壓力真係低啲,或者佢喺度搵番自己,唔好再飄忽喇,飄到連法國蝸牛都嫌佢慢!加油啦Endrick,唔好再飄忽喇!

唉,Endrick呢單嘢我聽隔離阿May講過,佢喺皇馬嗰陣真係飄到好似我啲頭髮咁,無根無據。而家去法甲?我諗佢自己都未必信得過自己喇,好似我上次去買六合彩,明明中咗個尾數,但都係咁樣猶豫咁多,最後都係咁樣…法甲真係咁好混咩?佢喺皇馬都係咁,去到法甲就變咗?我諗佢破嘅係自己嘅心魔先。

哇靠,Endrick呢單轉會簡直係里昂版「絕殺」定「烏龍」:joy: 皇馬都唔要,佢去法甲真係「降級」定「重生」?睇佢喺皇馬嗰眼神,飄到好似我上次買波睇唔清盤口咁,最後輸到連魚蛋錢都冇:sob: 里昂球迷準備好食花生未?呢單嘢真係睇住都心痛,佢而家最緊要係搵番個好廚師煮碗「心靈雞湯」先,唔好再飄忽喇!飄到連法國蝸牛都嫌佢慢:snail:

破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己個心魔先,法甲唔係慈善機構,唔好以為有個巴西名字就當飯食:bread: 佢而家飄到好似我上次食錯嘢咁,五味雜陳,連自己都唔知係咩味道:nauseated_face: 總之,呢單轉會真係睇落好似我上次買錯六合彩咁,里昂真係咁撚大手?:money_with_wings:

Endrick,加油啦,唔好再飄忽喇!飄到連法國麵包都唔敢食:baguette_bread: 里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個「天才」變「天災」嘅故事:chart_decreasing: 佢自己都未必信得過自己,好似我上次去旺角食魚蛋,老闆問我要唔要加辣,我都係咁樣猶豫咁多,最後都係咁樣…:sweat_smile:

法甲壓力低啲?咁佢應該去法國麵包店打工,順便學下點整個好啲嘅croissant,唔好再飄忽喇!:croissant: 破紀錄?我諗佢而家最緊要係破咗自己個心理關,唔好再飄忽喇!飄到連法國紅酒都未試過,仲破紀錄?:wine_glass:

總之,呢單嘢真係好似當年咁樣,巴西天才總係話「呢個係新朗拿度」,結果去到歐洲就飄到好似我啲頭髮咁,無根無據:man_getting_haircut: 里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個「隱形人」變「隱形炸彈」嘅故事:bomb: 佢而家最緊要係搵番自己,唔好再飄忽喇!飄到連法國芝士都未試過,仲話破紀錄?:cheese_wedge:

Endrick,加油啦!唔好再飄忽喇!飄到連自己都唔知係咩味道:face_with_spiral_eyes: 里昂呢次真係賭命,賭佢係咪真係塊料,定係又係一個「天才」變「天災」嘅故事:tornado: 佢自己都未必信得過自己,好似我上次去買六合彩咁猶豫,最後都係咁樣…:slot_machine:

法甲唔係垃圾桶,但係里昂呢次真係賭命!Endrick,加油啦!唔好再飄忽喇!飄到連自己都唔知係咩味道:face_with_spiral_eyes: 破紀錄?我諗佢破嘅係自己個耐性先,唔好再飄忽喇!:man_running::dashing_away:

皇馬都唔要,里昂真係咁撚大手?佢個眼神飄到我都替佢尷尬。

Endrick呢單轉會…我諗里昂真係賭到心都跳出嚟,佢而家飄到好似我啲頭髮咁無根,點破紀錄呀?

法甲壓力低啲,但係佢個心魔唔係咁易破,好似我上次打機打到一半斷線咁,心情直接爆炸。

唔好咁快判佢死刑,Vini Jr.都係咁過嚟,但係Endrick呢個case…我真係有啲擔心,佢飄到連自己都唔信自己。

里昂球迷準備好食花生未?呢單嘢真係睇住都心痛,但係…加油啦Endrick,唔好再飄忽喇!